Random Rant

Jeez why is it that everytime i go to church, like when its time to go around and tell everyone and wish them the sign of Peace..These People jed..The HANDSHAKES!!!!!

Sigh*

Jed the People in Church give you the 'Deadest'(Yea i know that isnt a real word lol) hand shakes..The Thing Have No Life!! They Just Basically Throwing a Limp out dere for you to grasp on for a couple seconds..The Ting stiff..It Dry..Where de Butter wit da Bread yoo?? WHERE DE BUTTER..I wanna live in a world where the handshakes are strong and i dont feel like im hanging on to a Parrot Wing...(Yea i said it PARROT WING)

Please When Giving Handshakes anywhere Please..Put Sum Butter with that Bread..IM BEGGING you!!