Instagram is a wonderful place. Where else can you go to get a carefully edited view of someone's life? Instagram has a way of making normal every day people feel like celebrities. With each double tap, an ego inflates by a tiny bit. The first thousand followers are the hardest, or so I've been told.
So you're well on your way to achieving 'Instagram fame' which puts you in the same category as a doubles man and a Trinidadian Politician, when suddenly you start losing followers. GASP!! Worst yet you have no idea who is unfollowing you. Ultimately this leads to depression.
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| Why am I being unfollowed? |
That was then, nowadays people have a little app called 'Followers', an app that tracks every single person that's unfollowed you. Now you can put a face to those that have wronged you. Revenge is oh so sweet.
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| Followers. Basically an app that snitches on people. Being the vindictive person that you are, the only reasonable response to an unfollow is OBVIOUSLY to unfollow them aswell. But you're so ticked off that you take it one step further, you unfollow them on ALL social media sites, Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, You may even go so far as to avoid them in public, not even making the effort to give them an acknowledging nod. This in your mind is the only way to cope with being unfollowed. Power to the people, thanks 'Followers' app. |
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