Ok Peeps yuh waiting on a bus...30 minutes pass yuh legs weak.you're tired..ure starting to hallucinate lolzzz..when finally an Actually bus finally reaches yayyyyy happy happy joy joy..however DUN DUN DUN...You have to stand :(...have no fear Nathan Nelson is here to instruct you guys as to how to guarantee you will get a seat hehehehehe
Rule Number One
When you board the bus go directly to the back...wanna know why??? because odds are the people in the back will clear out when the bus makes its next stop muahahahahaahahahah
Rule Number two
Do Not Stand close to Old People....I repeat stay clear of de elderly...Wanna Know Why?? because if a seat clears up and its u and de older person standing u havta give them the seat..otherwise everyone in de bus will look at you like you're a douche lolzzz
Rule Number three
Make sure you get on de bus first dude duhhhhhhhhhhhh..
And there you are folkss....My Guide to Happy Traveling :P
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